Please – no pictures
I need my beauty sleep!
My quest to destroy the garden
The humans strapped this confining contraption on me – and tossed me out into no man’s land! So begins my quest to destroy the garden…
When drawers attack!
Don’t ask. I have no idea how it happened either.
They found my secret stash
The humans were moving furniture around and found my secret stash! Drat. That was a lot of hard work spent building that up – now I have to start from scratch.
Hmm, Wednesday
Perhaps I’ll kick back and listen to some tunes today.
Humans – we have a problem!
There appears to be some sort of invasion in the house. Can’t you do anything about this?!?
Lazy day!
Lazy days are the best! Seems like a good day to curl up with a good magazine, right? Ah, this is the life.
There is a camera in my face again
I am not sure why the humans are so entertained by this. Clearly we can find something better to do. In the meantime, I will just glare at them as usual.
Supervising the photo shoot
The humans are doing a photo shoot and I am supervising. Humans can’t be trusted after all.
